1. settingfiftyfour:

going somewhere peasant

    settingfiftyfour:

    going somewhere peasant

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  2. tensos:

high ponytails are the best ponytails 

    tensos:

    high ponytails are the best ponytails 

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  3. eloquentmistake:

Siri gets shit done.

    eloquentmistake:

    Siri gets shit done.

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  4. sodamnrelatable:

    when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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  5. photo

    photo

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  6. 8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

    8isexual8itch:

    datunofficialdisneyprincess:

    theincredibleelastigirl:

    the-man-and-the-mouse:

    even the princesses fangirl over peter

    except aurora 

    that bitch be faithful

    look at phillip though

    can you blame her?

    Goddamn.
    Phillip could get the business.

    So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

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  8. barebackinq:

    burritobat:

    samshairisobviouslymagical:

    barebackinq:

    cumber-collectable:

    barebackinq:

    petal-winters:

    barebackinq:

    The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

    Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

    I’m a boy

    Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

    I’m gay

    jesus this post is one train wreck after another

    My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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  9. How rape trials should go?

    Lawyer: Did he rape her?

    Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.

    Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?

    Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-

    Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?

    Witness: Yes, but-

    Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?

    Witness: Yes.

    Laywer: Yes, he raped her.

    Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

    3 days ago  /  252,795 notes  /  Source: thefourteenthdoctor

  10. Popular Pups

    onceuponaregalduckling:

    theblogforadog:

    Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies. 

    Australian Shepherd

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    Beagle

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    Boston Terrier

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    Chihuahua

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    Cocker Spaniel

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    Dachshund

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    French Bulldog

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    German Shepherd

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    Golden Retriever 

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    Siberian Husky

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    Labrador Retriever 

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    Pug

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    Miniature Schnauzer 

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    Sheltie

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    Yorkie

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    give me them all.

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  11. nostalgic-dreaming:

    when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003

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